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The Substance
Body horror · 2024
A fading star injects a black-market serum that spawns a younger, hungrier self.
Joker
Drama · 2019
A failed comedian's slow descent into violence births Gotham's clown of crime.
Avengers: Endgame
Blockbuster · 2019
The surviving heroes stage a time-bending heist to undo Thanos’s snap.
La La Land
Musical · 2016
A jazz pianist and an aspiring actress chase their dreams — and each other — in LA.
mother!
Allegory · 2017
A poet's wife watches uninvited guests turn her home into escalating chaos.
Blade Runner 2049
Sci-fi · 2017
A replicant blade runner uncovers a secret that could unravel society.
F9: The Fast Saga
Action · 2021
Dom Toretto's crew faces his estranged, super-assassin brother in globe-trotting mayhem.
The Tree of Life
Art film · 2011
A 1950s Texas boyhood set against the wordless origins of the cosmos.
Midsommar
Folk horror · 2019
A grieving woman and her fraying boyfriend visit a Swedish commune's sunlit festival.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Sci-fi · 2022
A laundromat owner must save the multiverse in the middle of a tax audit.
Tenet
Sci-fi · 2020
A secret agent manipulates the flow of time to prevent World War III.
Barbie
Comedy · 2023
Barbie leaves plastic perfection for the real world — and an existential crisis.
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