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Hideous Kinky

Hideous Kinky

Romance · Drama · 1999

In 1972, disenchanted about the dreary conventions of English life, 25-year-old Julia heads for Morocco with her daughters, six-year-old Lucy and precocious eight-year-old Bea.

Movie details

Hideous Kinky

“A journey to love.”

1999 Romance · Drama 1h 38m

Critical arithmetic

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TMDB

5.9 / 10

Community rating

In 1972, disenchanted about the dreary conventions of English life, 25-year-old Julia heads for Morocco with her daughters, six-year-old Lucy and precocious eight-year-old Bea.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

Who fights over Hideous Kinky?

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Gillies MacKinnon

Written by

Billy MacKinnon

Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet

Julia

Saïd Taghmaoui

Saïd Taghmaoui

Bilal

B

Bella Riza

Bea

C

Carrie Mullan

Lucy

Pierre Clémenti

Pierre Clémenti

Santoni

Abigail Cruttenden

Abigail Cruttenden

Charlotte

Ahmed Boulane

Ahmed Boulane

Ben Said

Court is in session

Put Hideous Kinky on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.