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Madea's Witness Protection

Madea's Witness Protection

Drama · Comedy · Crime · 2012

For years, mild-mannered Wall Street banker George Needleman has meandered through life oblivious to his family's dysfunction and his company's malfeasance, but he's forced to wake up when he learns that he's been framed in a mob-backed Ponzi scheme. Placed under federal protection, George and his family are shipped down South to Madea's house, where the no-nonsense matriarch whips them all into shape using her special brand of tough love.

Movie details

Madea's Witness Protection

“Believe it or not, they know too much.”

2012 Drama · Comedy · Crime 1h 54m

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6.1 / 10

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For years, mild-mannered Wall Street banker George Needleman has meandered through life oblivious to his family's dysfunction and his company's malfeasance, but he's forced to wake up when he learns that he's been framed in a mob-backed Ponzi scheme. Placed under federal protection, George and his family are shipped down South to Madea's house, where the no-nonsense matriarch whips them all into shape using her special brand of tough love.

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Tyler Perry

Written by

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry

Madea / Joe / Brian

Eugene Levy

Eugene Levy

George Needleman

Denise Richards

Denise Richards

Kate Needleman

Romeo

Romeo

Jake

Doris Roberts

Doris Roberts

Barbara

Tom Arnold

Tom Arnold

Walter

John Amos

John Amos

Pastor Nelson

Court is in session

Put Madea's Witness Protection on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Form is the argument.”

Every composed frame and deliberate cut is evidence that control can be thrilling in its own right.

The prosecution The Adrenaline Seeker

“Technique in search of a pulse.”

Immaculate construction is still construction. The film may be too busy proving its craft to feel alive.