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The Whole Nine Yards

The Whole Nine Yards

Comedy · Crime · 2000

After a mobster agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison, he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbours figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit—suburban style.

Movie details

The Whole Nine Yards

“In the heart of suburbia, a hit man with heart has just moved in.”

2000 Comedy · Crime 1h 38m

Critical arithmetic

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TMDB

6.5 / 10

Community rating

After a mobster agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison, he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbours figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit—suburban style.

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The people responsible.

Directed by

Jonathan Lynn

Written by

Mitchell Kapner

Matthew Perry

Matthew Perry

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis

Jimmy 'Tulipán' Tudeski

Natasha Henstridge

Natasha Henstridge

Cynthia Tudeski

Amanda Peet

Amanda Peet

Jill St. Claire

Michael Clarke Duncan

Michael Clarke Duncan

Franklin 'Frankie Figs' Figueroa

Rosanna Arquette

Rosanna Arquette

Sophie Oseransky

Kevin Pollak

Kevin Pollak

Janni Pytor Gogolak

Court is in session

Put The Whole Nine Yards on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.