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Birthday Girl

Birthday Girl

Comedy · Crime · Thriller · 2001

John is a mild-mannered banker who has never been lucky in love. Fed up with waiting for the right girl to come along, John takes a chance on a Russian mail-order bride arranged via the Internet, where he is introduced to Nadia. John's fondness for Nadia grows... until the sudden arrival of Nadia's gregarious cousins makes John realize that he's in over his head.

Movie details

Birthday Girl

“Be careful what you wish for.”

2001 Comedy · Crime · Thriller 1h 33m

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TMDB

5.9 / 10

Community rating

John is a mild-mannered banker who has never been lucky in love. Fed up with waiting for the right girl to come along, John takes a chance on a Russian mail-order bride arranged via the Internet, where he is introduced to Nadia. John's fondness for Nadia grows... until the sudden arrival of Nadia's gregarious cousins makes John realize that he's in over his head.

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What this film says about your taste.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Jez Butterworth

Written by

Tom Butterworth · Jez Butterworth

Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman

Nadia / Sophia

Ben Chaplin

Ben Chaplin

John

Vincent Cassel

Vincent Cassel

Alexei

Mathieu Kassovitz

Mathieu Kassovitz

Yuri

K

Kate Lynn Evans

Clare

Stephen Mangan

Stephen Mangan

Bank Manager

Alexander Armstrong

Alexander Armstrong

Robert Mosley

Court is in session

Put Birthday Girl on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.