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The Train Robbers

The Train Robbers

Western · Action · Adventure · 1973

A gunhand named Lane is hired by a widow, Mrs. Lowe, to find gold stolen by her deceased husband so that she may return it and clear the family name.

Movie details

The Train Robbers

“The gold or the grave. The young widow could lead them to either.”

1973 Western · Action · Adventure 1h 32m

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6.3 / 10

Community rating

A gunhand named Lane is hired by a widow, Mrs. Lowe, to find gold stolen by her deceased husband so that she may return it and clear the family name.

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Burt Kennedy

Written by

Burt Kennedy

John Wayne

John Wayne

Lane

Ann-Margret

Ann-Margret

Mrs. Lowe

Rod Taylor

Rod Taylor

Grady

Ben Johnson

Ben Johnson

Jesse

Christopher George

Christopher George

Calhoun

Bobby Vinton

Bobby Vinton

Ben Young

Jerry Gatlin

Jerry Gatlin

Sam Turner

Court is in session

Put The Train Robbers on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“Momentum is a formal choice.”

The velocity sharpens instinct and tension, making every beat land before self-importance can settle in.

The prosecution The Auteur Devotee

“Speed as an alibi.”

The film races past its weak spots and hopes acceleration will keep the audience from inspecting the evidence.