The defence The Popcorn Loyalist
“Sincerity is not manipulation.”
The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.
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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!
Animation · Adventure · Family · 2012
The enthusiastic Pirate Captain, along with his rag-tag crew, sets out to beat his bitter rivals. The chaotic adventure takes them from exotic shores to Victorian London, and from a haplessly smitten scientist to a diabolical queen.
Movie details
The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!
“It's a plunderful life.”
2012 Animation · Adventure · Family 1h 28m
Critical arithmetic
One number, for now.
Scores change. Arguments endure.
TMDB
6.5 / 10
Community rating
The enthusiastic Pirate Captain, along with his rag-tag crew, sets out to beat his bitter rivals. The chaotic adventure takes them from exotic shores to Victorian London, and from a haplessly smitten scientist to a diabolical queen.
CriticWise case file
What this film says about your taste.
Not a recommendation score. A measure of how closely the film’s taste signals resemble yours.
The archetype split
Who fights over The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!?
For the defence
The Popcorn Loyalist
“Big screen, big feelings, no apologies.”
Read their case For the prosecution
The Cool Ironist
“Feeling things is a little embarrassing.”
Read their objectionThe split comes from the same five-axis model used by the test, not audience ratings or review sentiment.
Taste neighbourhood
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Cast & crew
Directed by
Peter Lord
Written by
Gideon Defoe
Hugh Grant
Pirate Captain (voice)
Martin Freeman
Pirate with a Scarf (voice)
Imelda Staunton
Queen Victoria (voice)
David Tennant
Charles Darwin (voice)
Jeremy Piven
Black Bellamy (voice)
Salma Hayek Pinault
Cutlass Liz (voice)
Lenny Henry
Peg Leg Hastings (voice)
Court is in session
Put The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! on trial.
Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.
The prosecution The Cool Ironist
“The strings are showing.”
Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.