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Milk Money

Milk Money

Comedy · Romance · Drama · 1994

Three young boys pool their money and pay V, a kindhearted prostitute, to strip for them. Afterward, she drives them home to the suburbs -- but then her car breaks down. It's just as well, though, because a mobster named Waltzer is after her, and V realizes the suburbs are the perfect place to hide. But things get a lot more complicated when V falls in love with Tom, a single father who is unaware of her real profession.

Movie details

Milk Money

“You can't get enough of a good thing... But first you have to find it.”

1994 Comedy · Romance · Drama 1h 48m

Critical arithmetic

The consensus, allegedly.

IMDb

5.7 / 10

13.5K votes

Rotten Tomatoes

12 %

Tomatometer

TMDB

6.5 / 10

Community rating

External scores via OMDb · CC BY-NC 4.0. Values normalized for display; availability varies by title.

Three young boys pool their money and pay V, a kindhearted prostitute, to strip for them. Afterward, she drives them home to the suburbs -- but then her car breaks down. It's just as well, though, because a mobster named Waltzer is after her, and V realizes the suburbs are the perfect place to hide. But things get a lot more complicated when V falls in love with Tom, a single father who is unaware of her real profession.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

Who fights over Milk Money?

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Richard Benjamin

Written by

John Mattson

Melanie Griffith

Melanie Griffith

V

Ed Harris

Ed Harris

Tom Wheeler

M

Michael Patrick Carter

Frank Wheeler

Malcolm McDowell

Malcolm McDowell

Waltzer

Anne Heche

Anne Heche

Betty

Casey Siemaszko

Casey Siemaszko

Cash

Philip Bosco

Philip Bosco

Jerry the Pope

Court is in session

Put Milk Money on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Sentimental Softie

“Sincerity is not manipulation.”

The film risks embarrassment to make emotion communal, and that openness is harder than fashionable detachment.

The prosecution The Cool Ironist

“The strings are showing.”

Every cue tells you exactly what to feel and when, leaving sentiment to do the work character should have done.