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The Ice Harvest

The Ice Harvest

Crime · Comedy · Thriller · 2005

A shady lawyer attempts a Christmas Eve crime, hoping to swindle the local mob out of some money. But his partner, a strip club owner, might have different plans for the cash.

Movie details

The Ice Harvest

“Thick Thieves. Thin Ice.”

2005 Crime · Comedy · Thriller 1h 28m

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TMDB

5.9 / 10

Community rating

A shady lawyer attempts a Christmas Eve crime, hoping to swindle the local mob out of some money. But his partner, a strip club owner, might have different plans for the cash.

CriticWise case file

What this film says about your taste.

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The archetype split

Who fights over The Ice Harvest?

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Names above the title

The people responsible.

Directed by

Harold Ramis

Written by

Richard Russo · Robert Benton

John Cusack

John Cusack

Charlie

Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton

Vic

Connie Nielsen

Connie Nielsen

Renata Crest

Randy Quaid

Randy Quaid

Bill Guerrard

Oliver Platt

Oliver Platt

Pete Van Heuten

Mike Starr

Mike Starr

Roy Gelles

Ned Bellamy

Ned Bellamy

Sidney

Court is in session

Put The Ice Harvest on trial.

Two incompatible taste archetypes. One film. Read the arguments, then issue a completely binding cultural ruling.

The defence The Adrenaline Seeker

“It owes the canon nothing.”

The movie pursues immediacy and audience pleasure without begging institutions to certify its worth.

The prosecution The Prestige Tourist

“Easy pleasure, short half-life.”

It moves efficiently through the moment but offers little reason to keep arguing once the credits end.